Keling 

Is a word used in parts of Southeast Asia (mostly in Malaysia) to denote a person originating from the Indian subcontinent. Not recommended to use this word in Malaysia.

Ali: Oi Keling mari sini
Raju: Kamu seorang lumba-ism

Keling by DeathSite May 27, 2021

Keling 

refers to any Indians in Malaysia. They were called "Kelings" in the olden days. The word Keling came from the sound that their bangles made which they wore around their hands.

Hey, See that "Keling" over there? His name is Muthu, he makes a nasty roti canai!

Keling by Keling Kia February 22, 2008

Keling 

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms

Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!

Keling by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012

Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

Skeleton Keying by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.

Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.

Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008

kelina 

Kelina is a girl that is very special in every way she can make you smile but don't get on her bad side for she can make you wish you where never alive she is so beautiful all the guys want her she does not wear much make up for that she is very natural she has a sassy but sweet attitude she will be your best friend kelinas are very hard to find but when you find one you will love her even if you do not know it yet

Guy 1 : woah did you see kelina today?

Guy 2 : Yeah I wish I had a girl like that:(

kelina by Itsyoboiiskinnypenis June 21, 2017

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010