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When a boy and a girl love each other very much, they go on Davy Jone's pirate ship and have sex with the peg of a pirate.
Me and Cierra never want to be Keken'd
keken'd by Keko_Pakalolo September 20, 2013
Words you can keep

i'd be keen 

"Hey Toddy wanna go to revolver and have a couple of pallets? I'd be keen, I'm not doing anything"
i'd be keen by Toddy keen September 12, 2015

peachy keen dream 

Having everything work out perfectly and in harmony with your entire existence...then waking up.
Oh, man. Last night I had a real peachy keen dream.
peachy keen dream by Obnubilater March 13, 2008

Keen Duel 

where you use your feet to compete with the competetor of however many players want to join the duel. NEVER SAY "LETS PLAY' ALWAYS SAY "LETS DUEL". you move your feet HEEL TO TOE and cannot push the other player. try to tangle them so they fall!
where two competetors duel like me and cory,,, we keen duel all the time
Keen Duel by Ramzer December 11, 2007

On keen day

Common mishearing of a GD gangster or most commonly misheard, a wannabe GD gangster saying “on king david”
“Why did that freshman just say on keen day?! Is he going to shoot the school up?!”

“No he said on king David it’s a GD thing, but yeah he might”

keen as doom 

supremely incredible; the greatest thing of which one can possibly conceive. opposite of jank. emphasis should be placed on "doom," as in "___ is keen as DOOM."
Tom: Your car is jank.
Bob: MY CAR IS KEEN AS DOOM.
keen as doom by Sunroom October 31, 2007

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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