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Keioka is the most loyal person ever,great girlfriend usually a pretty brown skin and also loves attention . If she ever comes across your mind talk to her . She a nice person to talk to and find out more here…
Example 1: Keioka has to be the most loyal person ever .
Example 2: Keioka is such a good person to talk to .
keioka by Keioka November 21, 2023
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Translator Note: "Keikaku" means "Plan".
All according to Keikaku
Keikaku by Hobiron August 4, 2019

keikaku doori 

Japanese for "Just as Planned". A phrase made popular by Light Yagami of Death Note.
Light's amazing plan worked out exactly as he had planned. "Keikaku doori", he exclaimed.
keikaku doori by hallwaykun August 18, 2008
A very intelligent, outgoing, extremely sexy woman. She is very giving and caring but don't think she won't beat your ass. People love her eyes and smile. She can cook her ass off and she's just beautiful inside and out
Did u see how beautiful Keiona looked as always, I wish I was more like Keiona
Keiona by Footballman09 April 24, 2017
Keikaku means plan.

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast that you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded, everything has gone according to keikaku.
The ruling Elite's keikaku is to --- through bioterrorism and mass-vaccination campaigns, and via other means of culling and dumbing down Humanity, and through staging conflicts and events giving rise to pretexts --- have a one-world Government, a one-world currency, no national borders or national sovereignty, cash forbidden and outlawed, with the private ownership of firearms illegal, a one-child policy with breeding requiring a license, everything taxed, and systems of Eugenics normalized into society such as frequent and regular vaccinations and by-default vaccination at birth, everything tracked with ubiquitous computing and RFID and GPS, with the Earth's population forcibly maintained under 500 million with the humans that do live being forced to live in compact compact cities with all other space being off-limits, with the entire economy and all human activity revolving around carbon-credits and offsetting your so called CO2 footprint, all humans being considered a burden and a weight for the planet, with babies seen as a source of pollution of toxic waste.
keikaku by random731290 February 9, 2010
Keikaku means plan in Japanese.Use this word and you will be cemented as a 1000 IQ Otaku and everyone on Reddit will like you.
Example 1:*Taps glasses* All according to keikaku
Example 2:Editor's note keikaku means "plan"
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