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Someone who likes to be queefed on and also likes to play poker with his gay buddies
Keifur
keifur by Keifur November 28, 2016
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Keifer Sutherkush 

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland
Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..
Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009
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Combination of Keif and reefer. Used among well informed potheads to refer to dank that gets its power from the the crystals/orange hairs/and fine resin particles (keif)that come off a kind bud. When smoked a very very intense high will ensue.

Not to be confused with Keith, which is a really fat joint, though the term probably originated from people somehow misusing Keith for Keif.
We smoked Keifer and then drove to Krystals for a bag of burgers.
Keifer by TheRightIsRight October 1, 2009

keifer sutherland

julian runcan is the def'n of keifer sutherland
The coolest guy you could ever meet who is funny, smart, and very attractive but he is a player so watch out for him.
I wish that Keifer would notice me.
Keifer by Big man123 September 30, 2011
1. Noun: An underclassman in high school who has the uncanny ability to surround him or herself with Senior friends.
2. Noun: XD <-----that face.
1. He's such a keifer, it's going to suck leaving next year because of him.
2. Wipe that keifer off your face before I do it for you.
Keifer by illsinguntilifall March 16, 2009
Adjetive: Describes an amazing comeback.

Verb: The act of owning someone.
1. Dude, that comeback was totally keifer.
2. Man, when you said "shut up"...couldn't you have thought of something more keifer than that??

3. You totally keifered that guy in the face!
Keifer by nokyo-chan April 14, 2009
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