A man who your momma warned you about. A very charming personality with great sense of humour. KEYUR have a very different way to view the world. A very compassionate and righteous personality. Have a magnetic field for opposite sex and actual knight in shining armour . Can be compared to superhero.

Definitely not a Breaking Bad series fan.

Only if you are demigod you can become Keyur

Keyur by keyring August 21, 2017

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Keturah

Keturah is the name of a loyal and trustworthy woman who is wise and beautiful to boot. Other characteristics include: modesty, humbleness, intelligence and a keen insight into the workings of people around her.

"A Keturah makes a great friend"
"Who wouldn't want a Keturah?"

Keturah by White bread. February 3, 2010

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Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Keurig Spatter by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

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Keuramen

The art of making instant ramen with a Keurig Machine.

Joe was at work today and got hungry, he went to make ramen in the mircrowave but there was a line. So he put the bowl of ramen under the Keurig's spout and made Keuramen.

Pronounced kur-amen

Keuramen by jg4ever4321 September 13, 2011

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