keel

Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.

Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.

by CrazyMook October 4, 2020

KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.

Go keel

by Banana_man_1 October 24, 2022

Keel

“Keel” A way to say slowly falling, or slumping. Mostly used to refer to someone/something that has recently died.

By the look of it he just… keeled over. Poor fellow.

by Bigsmellycunt December 22, 2022

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 25, 2022

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent September 5, 2008