Keel

A person with an egg head or bald

Look at that Keel over there
Check that proper Keel
He's got a proper Keel head
Keel! Keel! Egg Head! (Chant)

by Keel egg head Parker March 14, 2013

Keel

KEEL is how towl heads say KILL

"Silence!, I Keel You!"

by ladyphilosophy December 6, 2012

Keel

Like cool, but keeler than cool

Hey bro did you see his t-shirt?
Yeah it was so keel!
Ikr, very keel indeed

by TMKeel21 December 2, 2021

Keel

To be paddled across the ass.

You better bring the car back without a scratch or I will keel you.

by Agent019 January 12, 2008

Keel

anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.

woah she's one heck of a mrs keel you should've seen what i caught her doing at 5 in the morning!!!

by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009

keele

A feeling of being trapped inside the bubble-like world of a campus university.

After five months in Hawthorns Hall of residence Becky began to suffer from a profound keele.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

KeeL

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003