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A person with an egg head or bald
Look at that Keel over there
Check that proper Keel
He's got a proper Keel head
Keel! Keel! Egg Head! (Chant)
by Keel egg head Parker March 14, 2013
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one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.
Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
by Mr. Keels February 16, 2007
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i dont know she tryna sleep sittin up she bout ta keel ova out that chair
by slim lil sexi one April 01, 2004
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process of determination, to dispurse into the unknown, die. Known only to germ cells.
that germ cell wanted to keel gone thanks to lysol and cleanex.
by europopian April 24, 2009
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