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Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.

Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"

Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."

or;

Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"

Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"

Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"

kebab fan by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008

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kebab fanny

a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab

Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny

Steve: What's a kebab fanny?

Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab

kebab fanny by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013

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kabab fanny

A Sausage Wallet. Really long labia.

I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny.

kabab fanny by seabagel February 23, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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