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eddie kaspbrak 

THE BEST. SIMPLY. literally perfect man who is gay as all hell for richie tozier. hes asthmatic and small and i love him smsmsmsmsmssmm. hes in it by stephen king or whatever
emo loner: whos eddie kaspbrak? sounds lame...
chad: he's the best human to exist, a god compared to you, lowlife scum.
eddie kaspbrak by ifck3durm0m September 30, 2021

Richie Kaspbrak-Tozier 

The husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier. While some argue that they didn't use both their last names or that Reddie doesn't exist they are wrong so just stfu patrick reddie is cannon.
Richie Kaspbrak-Tozier is the husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier, and the best friend of one Beverly Marsh

eddie kaspbrak 

the best person ever!! hes from IT which is by stephen king. hes so very very gay and the most perfect adorable human ever. he and richie tozier are married. jes also asthematic and a hypochondriac with an abusive mother :/ . eddie supremacy. yes i kin richie🤢🤢 if you couldnt tell...😒
normal man: hey whos your fave losers club member?
a chad: eddie kaspbrak
a virgin: anyone else
be a chad!!
eddie kaspbrak by ifck3durm0m September 18, 2021

Eddie Kaspbrak 

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie
Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

tatum.kaspbrak

A tiktok fp or some form of magic. At this point, idk. This mf adds ZERO hashtags to posts but still gets views. Also a Winona Ryder simp. Also a weeb.
tatum.kaspbrak hasn't posted a serious edit since may.
tatum.kaspbrak by idiotdumb June 3, 2021
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