THE BEST. SIMPLY. literally perfect man who is gay as all hell for richie tozier. hes asthmatic and small and i love him smsmsmsmsmssmm. hes in it by stephen king or whatever
emo loner: whos eddie kaspbrak? sounds lame...
chad: he's the best human to exist, a god compared to you, lowlife scum.
The husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier. While some argue that they didn't use both their last names or that Reddie doesn't exist they are wrong so just stfu patrick reddie is cannon.
Richie Kaspbrak-Tozier is the husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier, and the best friend of one Beverly Marsh
the best person ever!! hes from IT which is by stephen king. hes so very very gay and the most perfect adorable human ever. he and richie tozier are married. jes also asthematic and a hypochondriac with an abusive mother :/ . eddie supremacy. yes i kin richie🤢🤢 if you couldnt tell...😒
normalman: hey whos your fave losers club member?
a chad: eddie kaspbrak
a virgin: anyone else
be a chad!!
From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)
A tiktok fp or some form of magic. At this point, idk. This mf adds ZERO hashtags to posts but still gets views. Also a Winona Ryder simp. Also a weeb.
tatum.kaspbrak hasn't posted a serious edit since may.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.