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White Demon Lord, will eat chocolates and his god girlfriend over ending world nowadays, chills in his coffin as introvert over lord but Fisted the soul out of his acquaintance, Satanick's face for even trying to lewd his God/Wife.
TGG Residence: God? you are safe? how?
the army was after you were not they?

Etihw: Its okay, Kcalb tore em a new one

TGG Residence: Demon Lord can Fight?
but ...but he has always been so docile!

Etihw: He ended the world once, he sure can protect it if he feels like it, sadly all he feels like is eating chocolate or sulking.
Kcalb by Deserve Not Desire April 26, 2019
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Being in you own league.
I am kcalb
Kcalb by Lit_iverson June 11, 2018
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Being in you own league.

Pronounced "Kah_Sau_Bé"
I am kcalb
Kcalb by Lit_iverson June 11, 2018
Being in you own league.

Pronounced "Kah_Sau_Bé"
I am kcalb
Kcalb by Lit_iverson June 11, 2018

elpoep kcalb 

Elpoep Kcalb- code for (read it backwards) if you are in the ghetto and u dont want to die.
all these elpoep kcalb are really sketchy and i think that one has a rat
elpoep kcalb by Mysterious Dr.X January 11, 2014

reggin kcalb 

If you say this word to someone, you will be fine, as long as you don't tell them to say it backwards.
reggin kcalb by Google Tricks September 24, 2023
Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!
Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014
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