kalbo 

The Filipino word for "bald head"
Screamed in the streets by Filipinos when a youngish, white male experiencing hair loss is spotted

*30 something white male with a big bald spot walking the streets of the Philippines*
Filipino 1: "KALBO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Filipino 2: "kalbo!"
Filipino 3: "kalbo." *grins*

kalbo by mackowhack October 7, 2009

kalbo 

a really mean person that hits girls and cusses way too much. kalbos take things out of proportion and blow up on people who don't have anything to do with the situation. they often get mad when their cell phone gets taken away for a week. be sure not to ask a kalbo if they shave their legs, or else he'll bust a cap in yo ass. don't mess with kalbos when they have killer child molesting brothers in florida.

"I'm PMSing, so pardon if I start acting like a kalbo."

kalbo by Jeremy Ficher May 24, 2008

Kaboob 

using a dick or dildo and pushing it through multiple women's boobs kabobbing them

Friend: wow I got my first boobjob i'm so proud

Me: well I just kaboobed your mom and sister last night

Friend: I don't have a sister...

Kaboob by skech-a-doodle August 8, 2019

Kablouse 

verb: act of extreme excitement

Dude 1: I just hit the lottery I'm rich!!

Dude 2: Kablouse

Kablouse by FaFFratStarFaF November 22, 2011

Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.

Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

Atlantic Shish-kabob by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Kablooey 

a big explosion that is generally involuntary.

We didn't realize that the science experiment was improperly measured, so it resulted in a big kablooey.

Kablooey by Katherine Karsh March 12, 2017