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kayu
To describe a person who doesn't know how to woo their crush(when the other party is showing signs too!)
They stand still like a stick(kayu) and have no idea how make their feelings known to their love interest.
They stand still like a stick(kayu) and have no idea how make their feelings known to their love interest.
kayu by alaapanak123 January 7, 2023
Kayum
BENGALI PRINCE CHARMING! extremely sweet boy. Who loves his family more than ever and incredibly humble! HOT SEXY AND A BEAST AT NIGHT! If anyone knows a kayum grab on to him while you have the chance as he will treat you like a princess and understand you more than any friend or family. He has a heart of gold and a BEAST AT NIGHT
Kayum by Yaaaksksk2 March 8, 2019
Kayuke
verb \’kī-ük\ an activity that combines kayaking or any other adventure with ukulele playing.
Kayuke song excerpts, "Take your uke wherever you go, gratuitous excess to make feelings flow... Maximize enjoyment in all festivity, I reach for my uke and feel connectivity... Adventure and music might not be typical, but I can't deny feeling metaphysical... An attitude of enjoyment in all you do, little friend in hand gives us the cue..."
Kayuke song excerpts, "Take your uke wherever you go, gratuitous excess to make feelings flow... Maximize enjoyment in all festivity, I reach for my uke and feel connectivity... Adventure and music might not be typical, but I can't deny feeling metaphysical... An attitude of enjoyment in all you do, little friend in hand gives us the cue..."
D: "Have you ever pedaled your Hobie kayak and played the uke at the same time?"
J: "You mean have I ever kayuked? Any chance I get."
J: "Hey do you want to kayuke tonight after work?"
D: "Sure. I'll bring the other instruments too."
D: "Are you really bringing your uke to the summit of Shasta?"
J: "Um yea.. kayuking isn't just with kayaks. Musical adventuring makes me Zen."
J: "You mean have I ever kayuked? Any chance I get."
J: "Hey do you want to kayuke tonight after work?"
D: "Sure. I'll bring the other instruments too."
D: "Are you really bringing your uke to the summit of Shasta?"
J: "Um yea.. kayuking isn't just with kayaks. Musical adventuring makes me Zen."
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