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Kaylen
This is a person who knows things. She brings out the best in everyone. Her name means keeper of the keys, she unlocks the best things about us and make us shine. She is talented, very funny, and beautiful. On the inside and out. She is a real angel. She might be a bit "violent" but in reality, what you say hurts her. No matter how tough she appears. She is a real people pleaser. No matter how many times she messes up, she did not have the strive to hurt. She can be your best friend or your worst enemy. She loves God with all her heart. She is a good person.
Dude/Dudette #1: Is that Kaylen?
Dude/Dudette #2: Yes, that is her.
Dude/Dudette #3: Oh , I know her. She is awesome.
Dude/Dudette #2: Yes, that is her.
Dude/Dudette #3: Oh , I know her. She is awesome.
Kaylen by Blah_Blah_Blah! January 25, 2018
kaylane
Kaylane is the sweetest person ever. She’s more like a sister then a best friend . She’s always there for you when you need her. She’s kind, caring , loving. I love her more then anything
Kaylane is the best person
kaylane by Lynchie5555 March 30, 2019
kaylan
kaylan is the greatest person u will ever meet. she is drop dead gorgeous, and gets all the boys. every guy drools over her. she will make u laugh no matter what mood ur in, she is hilarious! kaylan is easily loved and sometimes very sassy. don’t ever get on her bad side, because it’s never good. kaylan is loyal, smart, beautiful, amazing, brave, popular, and is athletic. she has a big bubble butt. she makes friends easily and has a beautiful smile. if u know a kaylan never let go of her, u are very lucky.
guy 1: dang who’s that!?
*starts to stare and drool a little*
guy 2: that’s kaylan, isn’t she perfect?!
guy 1: she sure is.
*starts to stare and drool a little*
guy 2: that’s kaylan, isn’t she perfect?!
guy 1: she sure is.
kaylan by YoooooWhatsUp September 25, 2018
Kaylani
Perfection. Most beautiful and outgoing girl alive. Has the most alluring eyes and gorgeous smile. Is the easiest person to talk to by far, and is so genuine. She is flawless from her feet to her ears. She is very musically talented and is very passionate about it. You cant help but feel twitterpated as she walks by. This girl never leaves your mind. This is your dream girl, only its not a dream, shes real. She is the girl that everyone wants their special someone to be. She is the girl that once you get, you never want to let go of.
Your dating a Kaylani!!?
Kaylen
Noun- A real cool cat. She's talkative and hates horror movies. She enjoys music and is so childish yet wise beyond her years at the same time. Smart, funny and beautiful are all words that could be used to describe her. She's caring for everyone sometimes to a fault. Anything she does she puts her heart and soul into and it's adorable. Has a lot of little quirks that a lot of people might think are stupid but they're really great. Kaylen is a real catch. Shes hard to find but if you can make sure you cherish her because she's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
"Kaylen is the best"
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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