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kawookie 

Kawookie is a kind cute person she likes to eat donuts or just about anything if it smells good and it tastes good it’s edible for her she is 800 years old and is a very smoll ankle goblin she will eat anyone’s ankles so make sure u hide your ankles especially when you go to sleep if your ankles are hanging from you bed she will crawl out from underneath your bed and she will nibble on your ankles. How to approach kawookie say hai hai and she will say hai hai back. Kawookie is also cracked at brawlhalla.
Kawookie is cute but make sure u hide your ankles she will nibble on them
kawookie by I’mjustranch November 22, 2021
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Kazookie 

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key
Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!
Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017
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Kamookie Joe 

The two word phrase Kamookie Joe is used to describe marijuana in any form. Kamookie Joe or the verb Kamookie Joed is also used to describe the feeling/state of being very intoxicated by any drug. The phrase Kamookie Joed is most often used when refering to a person who is extremely high on marijuana over any other drug.Kamookie Joe or simply just Kamookie is used as a describing word for almost any situation/object whether good or bad making it difficult for an outsider of the culture to understand what is being said or the intent of an individual.
I am so Kamookie Joed man.

That is some potent Kamookie Joe.

That's just Kamookie Joe.

I am so excited about that Kamookie.
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Kahookie 

A stupid ass hole or a person from Cahokia, Illinois
Fucking Kahookie!
Kahookie by bigk malaka November 16, 2010

Kabookie 

“He whipped out his kabookie and slapped me with it”
Kabookie by Bob Tyler June 9, 2020

Kazookie 

You take cookie dough and cool it in a microwave but not all the way then you put ice cream on top of it
I wonder how a KAZOOKIE taste
Kazookie by Alphmale82 April 27, 2020

Kabookie 

I heard he's a kabookie
Kabookie by John Sodium June 9, 2020
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