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katsoris 

Katsoris is a guy with an enormous dick that fucks biology students every semester on the spot. He enjoys anal sex (very deep) each semester during the exams. Even though he is a homo sapiens his brain is not situated in his head but rather in his other head BELLOW his pants. All girls line up so that they can get some of the good stuff DNA inside their oral cavity along with some master's degree program off him. If you come up to him to ask him something, don't be surprised that he will shout 4 words at you and leave because lets be honest, he probably is single and masterbaites a lot every morning that's why he's probably pissed off all the time.
'student: sir the biggest animal on the planet is the Antarctic Blue Whale
katsoris: Wrong, its my dick

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According to natural selection inferior organism are wiped out by the mechanism of natural selection. Therefore just like Homo Sapiens replaced Homo Neatherdalensis, Homo Katsorius is going to take Homo Sapiens' place. His mind, dick size and wit are far superior than modern Homo Sapiens weaklings!!
katsoris by ProfessorLongNose November 23, 2021
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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