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It's where you get first place in Kahoot and print out the sheet and then crumble it up and shove it up you're ass. You must leave it in for as long as you can go without shitting, then shit it out in your math class.
Are you gunna go to school tomorrow?

Nah bro I had a gnarly katoot and got expelled.
Katoot by Kahot😍 May 20, 2018
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When you hold in a fart then when you get first place in kahoot you fart
Angel: you coming to school? .... YOU HEAR ME?!
Sarah: i got in trouble for my katoot yesterday with the teacher
Angel: damn
Katoot by 🔥Mass katoot🔥 March 27, 2019
All the good attributes and words you would find in the encyclopedia
Wow bro, you are a Katoot, I wish I can be like you one day
Katoot by Odehhh June 20, 2024

Katoot your pants 

Where you fart and maybe SHIT your pants!
Sarah: Did you just katoot your pants???
Angel: HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU— wait... yeah..

The revenge of the katoot 

It’s when you hold in a fart while playing kahoot, you win first place then you rip it. But then you take a nasty shit right afterwards
Sarah: hi angel where are you?
Angel: the revenge of the katoot has came for me
Sarah: oh.. sorry dude

katoptronophilia 

Arousal of doing sexual activities in front of a mirror. The fetish that most people have in VRChat.
"Yo I just fucked an e-girl in front of a mirror in the Just B Club, I have katoptronophilia"
katoptronophilia by SexaLexa April 11, 2021
A review game that American public school kids take way too goddamn seriously, despite that the review part is useless and everybody usually fails the test anyway.
We're doing Kahoot in class today, man. I gotta come up with some cool af nickname, and then I'll kick your ass.
Kahoot by ihaterice December 2, 2015
Word of the Day on January 6, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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