Girl #1: "Man Tommy is sooo hot, I would love to get with him!"
Girl #2: "You should! I got with him last year and it was amazing! I got an STD though, but you know... kakanaharry."
A Person that has anger issues, trusts nobody except for a few loved ones, they do not show their true emotions very well, the only time they express happiness or sadness is when something tragic or Joyful happens. They cannot help themselves but to be angry, they're angry at how society is and wish for a better change in secret.
Guy #1: " Hey..is he Okay?"
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*