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Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.
Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!
kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013
He is a big bhosrika
But tommy shelby took classes from him
Hey ghelchoda its kabuchi coming better move
kabuchi by FHK. November 22, 2021

Kid Kapichi

a british rock/britpop collective with cunting good tunes and fucking sick moshpits live cunt

DEATH DIPS
kid kapichi is a band that erin likes yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid Kapichi by frunksis February 9, 2023

kapachichi 

The act of watching koalas mating
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kapachichi by Bob leans October 22, 2020

Kapučijatitis

Skin disease when you get a big black spot where hair grows somewhere. The disease is acquired by the bite of a terrible beast (Jakov Kapučija). After the bite, if the victim fails to escape he totally mutates into a jackal.
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Kapučijatitis
Kapučijatitis by Bemtioca June 8, 2022
Its an animal that is very aggressive like Adam Pronér
Are u a kapučin? Yes I am
Kapučin by Ondriss October 20, 2022
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