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"kalv" is from the word "calf"
"ano" is Spanish for "anus"

kalvano is one who is into calf anus.
I went with kalvano to the farm outside of Montreal.
kalvano by Simpleton June 9, 2004
sus: "kalvano sure is gay"
kalvano: ":("
kalvano by kalv May 31, 2004
A kalvan is a bright, intelligent and a charasmatic person. He is loved by most people due to his bright and cheerful personality. A Kalvan is very passionate towards sports and accomplishing his goals in life. He may be flirty with girls, however there will be only one true girl that will always stick with him. A Kalvan may be very ignorant towards love, and how to deal with it. Although a Kalvan may seem bright and charasmatic, deep down he has his weaknesses as well. That would be dealing with love and his emotions. He will have trouble expressing his sadness or frustration to others ,so he tries to hide it. However if you ever meet a Kalvan, never give up on him. He may seem like a jerk sometimes, but deep down he just needs some love.
"That type of Kalvan makes me suspicious."
kalvan by Anonymousyeoja November 19, 2013

Larry Lazarus Kavanos 

A truly evil being. A sheer menace to society if you will, a Rottweiler even. A man with shitty facial hair, and rockstar energy attire. One so anabolic he won’t tell you what it even means...
That guy just massacred his family, and challenged pcp to a wager, must be Larry Lazarus Kavanos...

Kalvinova 

Kalvinova is a band that holds great promise. Based out of Georgia, Kalvinova produces and performs what they like to call Electro-Alt Rock, combining elements of electronic music with alternative rock. They independently released their first EP "Reality" in August of 2009.
Man, that Kalvinova show was awesome! I've never heard anything like that before. It was as if Muse, MuteMath, European dance music, and U2 had a baby!
Kalvinova by SirLuke November 16, 2009

Kavanova 

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.
I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.
Kavanova by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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