A kalvan is a bright, intelligent and a charasmatic person. He is loved by most people due to his bright and cheerful personality. A Kalvan is very passionate towards sports and accomplishing his goals in life. He may be flirty with girls, however there will be only one true girl that will always stick with him. A Kalvan may be very ignorant towards love, and how to deal with it. Although a Kalvan may seem bright and charasmatic, deep down he has his weaknesses as well. That would be dealing with love and his emotions. He will have trouble expressing his sadness or frustration to others ,so he tries to hide it. However if you ever meet a Kalvan, never give up on him. He may seem like a jerk sometimes, but deep down he just needs some love.

"That type of Kalvan makes me suspicious."

kalvan by Anonymousyeoja November 19, 2013

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Larry Lazarus Kavanos

A truly evil being. A sheer menace to society if you will, a Rottweiler even. A man with shitty facial hair, and rockstar energy attire. One so anabolic he won’t tell you what it even means...

That guy just massacred his family, and challenged pcp to a wager, must be Larry Lazarus Kavanos...

Larry Lazarus Kavanos by Baby Kween May 14, 2021

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Kalvinova

Kalvinova is a band that holds great promise. Based out of Georgia, Kalvinova produces and performs what they like to call Electro-Alt Rock, combining elements of electronic music with alternative rock. They independently released their first EP "Reality" in August of 2009.

Man, that Kalvinova show was awesome! I've never heard anything like that before. It was as if Muse, MuteMath, European dance music, and U2 had a baby!

Kalvinova by SirLuke November 16, 2009

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Kavanova

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

Kavanova by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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