A kalvan is a bright, intelligent and a charasmatic person. He is loved by most people due to his bright and cheerful personality. A Kalvan is very passionate towards sports and accomplishing his goals in life. He may be flirty with girls, however there will be only one true girl that will always stick with him. A Kalvan may be very ignorant towards love, and how to deal with it. Although a Kalvan may seem bright and charasmatic, deep down he has his weaknesses as well. That would be dealing with love and his emotions. He will have trouble expressing his sadness or frustration to others ,so he tries to hide it. However if you ever meet a Kalvan, never give up on him. He may seem like a jerk sometimes, but deep down he just needs some love.

"That type of Kalvan makes me suspicious."

kalvan by Anonymousyeoja November 19, 2013

Get merch

Larry Lazarus Kavanos

A truly evil being. A sheer menace to society if you will, a Rottweiler even. A man with shitty facial hair, and rockstar energy attire. One so anabolic he won’t tell you what it even means...

That guy just massacred his family, and challenged pcp to a wager, must be Larry Lazarus Kavanos...

Larry Lazarus Kavanos by Baby Kween May 14, 2021

Get merch

Kalvinova

Kalvinova is a band that holds great promise. Based out of Georgia, Kalvinova produces and performs what they like to call Electro-Alt Rock, combining elements of electronic music with alternative rock. They independently released their first EP "Reality" in August of 2009.

Man, that Kalvinova show was awesome! I've never heard anything like that before. It was as if Muse, MuteMath, European dance music, and U2 had a baby!

Kalvinova by SirLuke November 16, 2009

Get merch

Kavanova

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

Kavanova by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018

Get merch