kale penis

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

by lmaowtf November 30, 2019

Kale penis

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

by Jilaman September 25, 2020