kaitlyn figueiredo

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Someone who is a little bipolar. Nice to strangers but a total bitch to her friends, making it work somehow. She has something about her that just sucks everyone in and makes you want to stay forever. Banging body too. Gorgeous eyes,beautiful smile, nice hair, always smells good. A real catch. She makes mistakes but she will always fess up to them and improve. Possesses a huge heart but only allows some to see that. She comes from a rocky past so she puts up a wall. Still perfect, and wanted by many. If you ever get the change to get close to her take it and never let go. Easily upset but easy to make happy. Great sense of humor. So many things about her nobody can get enough of. Huge bust, slim waist, thiccccccc ass. slim thicc. Guys can’t stop staring. Her body and looks attract people, personality pulls them in. One of a kind person.

Guy 1: Yo who is that smokin hot chick?
Guy 2: That’s Kaitlyn Figueiredo bro, good luck trying to get with her. She curves everyone

kaitlyn figueiredo by gp123 July 10, 2019

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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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