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An American egirl who watches anime, plays minecraft and sells pictures to eboys. She is known for eating more sandwiches in a day than the entirety of Europe has for the past decade. She may tell you to kill yourself a lot but she's just a thot, don't acknowledge her meaningless opinion.
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by clippaclap99 June 01, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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