kainism 

a religion based completely on our God Kai. He is so great he DESERVES to be worshipped. I love kai.

Kai is love. Kai is life.

I’m studying kainism right now

kainism by andyblack656 July 23, 2019

Kannism 

An extreme fan of an actor, who's usual activities can be
1) Refers the actor as their brother '..Na'
2) Take a selfie with the actor by kissing them or posing like a pedophile
3) Fall at their feet for blessing
4) Harass and abuse rival actor's fans
5) Cannot follow uniform type case - 'kAnNisM'
6) Creates nonsensical memes for their actor

"He sold his kidney to celebrate Vijay's birthday with his whole neighborhood. His true kannism is off the roof"

Kannism by _Vega_Vincent_ April 22, 2018

Kaiism 

A philosophy that states that human kind can do anything, good or bad. Kaiism believes in the flying spaghetti monster, who eats children.

Do you believe in Kaiism?

Kaiism by Kaiasourasrex January 28, 2022

kanism 

1. the ancient asian practice of slapping farm animals with ones small asian penis.

2. A caner like desise of the the left index finger.

1. if you want those animals to respect you you all gonna have to do a little kanism.

2. The once great mod had a sever case of kanism and died.

kanism by satin September 6, 2003

kanism 

1: Moderator and General in the eBaum army

2: A quick witted Asian bugger who delights in Banning people

1: Kane TOOK POSSESSION of your ass

2: See example 1

kanism by EvaMonkey August 22, 2004

kanism 

a corrupt moderator at ebaumsworld.com

kanism is an assmuncher

kanism by deadpool July 22, 2003

Kaiism 

This a belief that is the same as agnosticism but you also acknowledge the awesomeness of Zeus.

This belief also acknowledges that tits are the essence of perfection.

I'm part of Kaiism, too bad you aren't. No popcorn for you!

Kaiism by OIB111 June 15, 2009