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kailinism 

An expression or distorted interpretation of a situation, act or instance in which the wrong adjective, noun or verb is used or string of, however still maintaining an uncanny level of validity.
Ex.
Kailinism
1. We adopted a new doggy. He was at the prison.
2. You have the lungs of a thirsty whale!
3 there is a thingy in the taxi cab that says "dollar, dollar, dollar...!".
kailinism by Mr. Ostrich nipples November 1, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.
"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."
Bailinism by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012

Katrinism 

A religion based on the worshiping of the all-mighty Kate, Katrina, Katarina, or Katelina.
"I converted to Katrinism last week."
"Why?"
"Because Kate is freaking awesome!"
Katrinism by k@+3 March 14, 2008

Kaitlynism 

The worship of the almighty blonde Kaitlyn. She is pure power and can destroy a universe. And is more powerful than trevorism.
Let's go worship trevor.
No, I'm into Kaitlynism
Kaitlynism by Letsrace September 15, 2020

Kalonismes 

Kalonismes is a reference to a person who is really smart and beautiful.
'Nahuel' is very kalonismes.
Kalonismes by nahuel October 28, 2017

kalonismes 

You're so kalonismes
kalonismes by nahuel March 10, 2018
a religion based completely on our God Kai. He is so great he DESERVES to be worshipped. I love kai.
Kai is love. Kai is life.

I’m studying kainism right now
kainism by andyblack656 July 23, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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