kailinism

An expression or distorted interpretation of a situation, act or instance in which the wrong adjective, noun or verb is used or string of, however still maintaining an uncanny level of validity.

Ex.
Kailinism
1. We adopted a new doggy. He was at the prison.
2. You have the lungs of a thirsty whale!
3 there is a thingy in the taxi cab that says "dollar, dollar, dollar...!".

by Mr. Ostrich nipples November 1, 2013

Bailinism

Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.

"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."

by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012

Katrinism

A religion based on the worshiping of the all-mighty Kate, Katrina, Katarina, or Katelina.

"I converted to Katrinism last week."
"Why?"
"Because Kate is freaking awesome!"

by k@+3 March 14, 2008

Kaitlynism

The worship of the almighty blonde Kaitlyn. She is pure power and can destroy a universe. And is more powerful than trevorism.

Let's go worship trevor.
No, I'm into Kaitlynism

by Letsrace September 15, 2020

Kalonismes

Kalonismes is a reference to a person who is really smart and beautiful.

'Nahuel' is very kalonismes.

by nahuel October 28, 2017

kalonismes

The best person on the world

You're so kalonismes

by nahuel March 10, 2018

kainism

a religion based completely on our God Kai. He is so great he DESERVES to be worshipped. I love kai.

Kai is love. Kai is life.

I’m studying kainism right now

by andyblack656 July 23, 2019