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kahunaz: your momma's a ho
kahunaz by Gobo Scham July 13, 2003
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Big Kahuna Burger 

The made up burger joint in most of Tarantino's movies.
Big Kahuna Burger by Jo§hY August 22, 2008

Big Kahuna 

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.
I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.
Big Kahuna by sir manth February 9, 2009

King Kahuna 

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word
NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer
King Kahuna by Godfather September 4, 2003

Big Kahuna Reef

1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleasure/humiliation reasons. Popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2. The act of inserting one's head fully into a bull's anus and being dragged around a field for sexual/humiliation reasons. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

3. A highly successful 'Match Three' puzzle game, developed for mobile phones by 'I-play' games development company. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.
1. "I heard Martin Kemp is really into the whole 'Big Kahuna Reef' thing. That's why he does all those leather couch adverts on TV. Sick."

2. "He was found dead in a field in Fife, suffocated and trampled, another example of a Big Kahuna Reef gone so very, very wrong."

3. "Hey I like this mobile phone game! It's called 'Big Kahuna Reef'."
Big Kahuna Reef by Liquid Sky November 25, 2007

Bite the big Kahuna Burger 

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.
Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa

King Kahuna 

King-Omg prince suck me harder!
King Kahuna by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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