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An amazing person, if you come across one, literally date him. Make babies. Like get married. Has an amazing voice, that will literally put you to sleep. (He can also sing😍) Will literally give you a whole ass therapy session if you feel sad. Literally marry a kahluto
“That guys so fucking cool”
“He must be a kahluto”
kahluto by racacagay October 2, 2021
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kalluto is a bad bitch who uses paper to fight and you cant prove me wrong. honestly fuck killua and alluka because they fucking throw him aside like a piece of dirt which is really fucked up, they only people that accepted him is the phantom troupe not even his own family so his family can fuck off
kalluto- just kalluto
kalluto by kalluto_surpremacy November 7, 2020

Kalluto’s Birthday 

Kalluto is clearly an Aries and he has every trait of this zodiac sign, as well as March 21st being said “the day the most precious person in your life is born”, we all know for a fact that Kalluto is a blessing, this date makes complete sense with the Hunter X Hunter timeline so March 21st is clearly his birthday.

kallutowo 

person: I hate kallutowo

me: die
kallutowo by anonymous February 28, 2021
The cutest zoldyck and the best
Kalluto is better then all other zoldycks
Kalluto by Star..girl August 19, 2023

kallutostan 

the prettiest person you will ever meet on tiktok <3
Omg is that kallutostan over there?? She's awesome I need an autograph!
kallutostan by via loves tea June 8, 2021
Head ass nigga
Lemme suck yo toes kahlito
kahlito by Wait no May 16, 2018
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