kahlito

Head ass nigga

Lemme suck yo toes kahlito

by Wait no May 16, 2018

kahlifoania

california, as pronounced by current governator, ahhhnold.

" Hello, I am your governator. My name is ahhhnold Shwarzenegga. I want to make Kahlifoania a better place. "

by blue_water* April 19, 2006

Hot Karlito

Similar to the everyday Hot Karl, but only performed immediately after dining at your local Taco Bell.

"Hey Jenny, I had one too many Chalupas and would appreciate putting you on the receiving end of an hour long Hot Karlito."

by HWP333 October 17, 2008

kahluto

An amazing person, if you come across one, literally date him. Make babies. Like get married. Has an amazing voice, that will literally put you to sleep. (He can also sing😍) Will literally give you a whole ass therapy session if you feel sad. Literally marry a kahluto

“That guys so fucking cool”
“He must be a kahluto”

by racacagay October 2, 2021

Kahlifornya

It's the Communist state just below the tree hugging socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast that's run by idiots, that us idiots keep electing. You'll notice that Kahlfornyans who choose to move to other states like Arizona and Nevada in particular- because of the high taxes, shitty roads, etc, still vote like they're in Kahlifornya further ruining our beautiful country

"Hey Olaf, why is your Kia so fucked up?"
"I went to Kahlifornya to buy weed and hit a pothole that popped my tire, it sent me flying all over and I side swiped a homeless guys bike stash. I'm just glad he's ok."

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

Karlito.bo

Karlito.bo is some twatty tiktoker who’s sexy as fuck usually spotted in your mums bed

“Damn is that karlito.bo”
“Yea”
“Pshh hot”

by Nirnoot August 5, 2021

Kaulitoo

One out of many personalities George has. He’s a gay icon, a true fashion legend, a sad bitch with a weird obsession with Lana del Rey and women in general. He’s gay but hates men. He’s the best person ever, the funniest, the sweetest, the kindest but he’s also a mean cunt who can verbally destroy u and then put poison in your food. Best known for his HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP with astrology. He picks the wrong role models and he’s mentally ill.

Kaulitoo won’t accept my request… I’m worthless- I should jump of a cliff

I wanna be kaulitoo so bad, I’m so jealous!!!

by Kaulitoo November 20, 2021