kabollocks Share definition Flag The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing. John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks. Uptight Person: JOHN! John: What?! I didn't swear! kabollocks by Atomik Spongeface August 11, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the kabollocks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch