k nob

1. A nickname that can be given to someone who is a complete dickhead.

2.instead of callng someone a nob, you stress the silent k. can also be spelt kay nob"

" you are one big k nob"

k nob by krazydave September 13, 2009

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(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

(K) Nob Shiner by Ali August 29, 2004

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Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.

1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

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Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob by handyfella February 4, 2010

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K-nobby

Aka a penis.
It is an external sexual organ of male human. The penis is a reproductive organ and additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

It is used for give your lass one.

"I would very much like to polish your k-nobby"

K-nobby by [nemo] August 27, 2008