Jurassic Pork

A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.

Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.

Jurassic Pork by Furback August 21, 2009

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Jurassic Pork

When your doin a girl from behind, you reach over her head and grab her upper jaw and pull until she sounds like a Velociraptor.

Last nite I gave my girl a Jurassic Pork, she sounded like she was straight out da movie!!

Jurassic Pork by PSU0311 August 4, 2016

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jurassic pork

A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.

Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?

jurassic pork by kombat July 31, 2005

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jurassic pork

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.

jurassic pork by baldpuss January 26, 2005

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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