Jurassic Pork

A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.

Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.

Jurassic Pork by Furback August 21, 2009

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Jurassic Pork

When your doin a girl from behind, you reach over her head and grab her upper jaw and pull until she sounds like a Velociraptor.

Last nite I gave my girl a Jurassic Pork, she sounded like she was straight out da movie!!

Jurassic Pork by PSU0311 August 4, 2016

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jurassic pork

A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.

Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?

jurassic pork by kombat July 31, 2005

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jurassic pork

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.

jurassic pork by baldpuss January 26, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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