jurassic pork

A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.

Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?

by kombat July 13, 2005

Michigan Wolverines

A football team owned by Jim Tressel.

Ohio State-Michigan Wolverines hardly a rivalry anymore now that Jim Tressel is OSU's coack.

by Kombat August 13, 2007

enola gay

When you take a crap by hovering over the toilet seat because it is filthy. While hovering, you drop your mother lode then get out of there because the turd has had extra air-time to stink up the stall.

This toilet is nasty. I'm going have to use the enola gay technique.

by kombat August 19, 2005

Shredder Wood

When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.

It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?

by kombat July 06, 2005

shredder

Slang for half-tard.

Hey look! Shredder is covered in paper.

by kombat March 09, 2005

creamy karl

Programming term. It's when you take a perfectly good piece of code, change it because you think it's fubar, find out that it's broken now, and blame the person that wrote the original code.

Karl: Look at this code. It's a nelson steamer. Let me change Johnny's screw up.

the next day...

Karl: I found a pretty serious bug today. This is going to take some serious debugging.

later...

Karl: Oh wait. Damn. That's not a nelson steamer. It's a hot karl. The code must've been that way for a reason. Oops.

by kombat April 15, 2005

brob

A backside flabalanche. A roll of back-fat that hangs over the belt. The opposite of a rob.

Look at that guy. He's got a rob AND a brob. How is that possible.

by kombat August 02, 2005