juoko

A made up name where someone just takes the first initial of their name and puts "uoko" at the end

Jay = first initial is "J"
J + uoko = Juoko

by æææ321 February 4, 2022

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junkorexic

someone who's anorexic but eats mostly junk food / takes up their cals per day with junk food

you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:

Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories

junkorexics focus on quality over quantity

"you can't lose weight if you're junkorexic, the fatty oils and sugars are still there"

"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"

by vodka girl May 17, 2022

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Junkola

An object of extremely shoddy quality that nonetheless offers the illusory appearance of exquisiteness and serviceability. Often used to describe cheap Chinese-made electronic devices and other mass produced goods packaged in such a way as to evoke the false perception of great expense or luxury.

I was so happy to finally find a 40" LCD TV at Walmart that fit into my $250 budget, but once I got home and actually plugged it in, I discovered to my great chagrin that it was total junkola!

by Swamiji March 19, 2011

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juoksukaljat

Grab n' go beers. Popular sport in Finland.

In short: Grabbing beercans from local grocery store and leaving (running) without paying.
Juoksukaljat in english literally means runbeers. The word "juoksu" (run) comes from the style: in order to escape you have to run.
How it works:
1. Enter a grocery store where you wont usually go (the cashier doesnt recognize you)
2. Cover your face
3. Grab a sixpack or larger (NOTE: try to grab one with a HANDLE because then you can grab two sixpacks or even more.
4. Run through the cash desk as fast as you can.
5. Someone needs to be at door to open it for you
6. ???
7. Profit

This is art in Finland

Ei vittu, Make kuulemma otti juoksukaljat ja jäi kiinni.

Hyvät juoksukaljat otin tänään. Yhteensä 12 tölkkiä.

by KelpoTietaja April 25, 2017

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