Junkie Monkey
Junkie Monkey is a term used for fat, ugly rock-stars who are addicted to crack. And also man crack.
Junkie Monkey by PsychoMamma April 21, 2004
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junkie monkey
This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.
junkie monkey by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012
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Junkie Monkey
Junkie Monkey by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021
chunky monkey junkie
A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.
chunky monkey junkie by RNPS June 5, 2007
Monkey Junkie
Monkey Junkie by the fangirl January 23, 2011
Money junkie
A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.
Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...
Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?
Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.
Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...
Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?
Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
Money junkie by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013
Monkey junkin
Monkey junkin by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018
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