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junkie monkey 

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.
That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

Junkie Monkey 

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie
Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.
Junkie Monkey by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.
Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!
chunky monkey junkie by RNPS June 5, 2007

Monkey Junkie 

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.
I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.
Monkey Junkie by the fangirl January 23, 2011

Money junkie 

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
Money junkie by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013

Monkey junkin 

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering
Monkey junkin by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018