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Jumping Beans 

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.
Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.
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jimmy jumping beans 

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
jimmy jumping beans by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

Mexican Jumping Beans 

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.
I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!
Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!
Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.
Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.
Jewish Jumping Beans by Oz April 2, 2005