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jeptember 

when your favorite spoon next to your fork with a dent that’s under the knife with a red handle in your left kitchen drawer has ptsd from to much paparazzi
No sorry you cant use that spoon. It has serious jeptember.”
jeptember by jurch February 9, 2022
Related Words
Old German word meaning happy drunken man. Depicts lineage from the Juetland peninsula in Denmark.
That dude got all juetten at the party
Juetten by Jutang March 12, 2011
the combination of jumpy and turnt caused by drinking to take the edge off cocaine induced anxiety
He liked her because she was confident yet laid back but it turned out she was just jumpt
Jumpt by madethisjustforjumpt July 16, 2018

Jugeptuable 

adj.
Describing the traits of a person who denies science/any form of logic in an effort to cling to dogmatic beliefs.
The jugeptuable girl raised her hand and told the class why they were wrong, because they didn't beleive what she did.
Jugeptuable by Jumping Jehosaphet January 18, 2006
Exclamation often heard in Colombia, Venezuela, and some other parts of Latin America; especially in music (Cumbia and Vallenato). Means something like "woohoo!".. an exclamation of delight.
"Juepa Je!! Viva Colombia!!"
JUEPA JE by M.L. in S.F. November 30, 2005

The Jeptha 

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
The Jeptha by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009