Judo Chop 

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.

Judo Chop by JudoJoo November 18, 2008

judo chop 

the physical act of alternating penetrating open hands up another's rectum, usually done in hate. best depicted in the classis latino film "dos manos en su orto."

wow, did you see that judo chop

judo chop by bubba March 24, 2003

judo chop 

signature move of the greatest person in the world, Damo.

Did you hear that Libby just got owned by Damo's judo chop?

judo chop by Master Wishy June 22, 2011

judo chop donkey punch 

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick

Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom

judo chop donkey punch by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

Judo Chops

An expression of respect, approval, or recognition directed at a person, usually one who has achieved something noteworthy or completed a job well done. Comes from the similar-meaning phrases "kudos" and "props," which, when put together, create the phrase "Kudo-props," and hence, the rhyming "Judo Chops."

Dude, you just landed a date with Megan Fox?? Judo Chops!!

Judo Chops by mexicanjester July 2, 2009