Cptn. McHagger face

When you’re drunken cliff diving but you do a bellyflop while saluting

Guy:1 hey man do a backflip off the cliff
Guy:2 fuck that man I’m going to do a Cptn. McHagger face
Crowd: we gotta see this shit

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick

Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

smashin panochas

When you’re fucking vaginas like a pornstar(hard and quick).

Guy1: what are you doing tonight bro
Guy2: I’m going to be smashin panochas all night long bro
Guy1: damn bro you’re lucky man

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022