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once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.
Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.
by Aubrie Taylor January 18, 2003
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whales with antlers beating the shit out of ghetto mother fuckers and towel heads
there aint no fucking word
by U KNOW THE NAME January 18, 2003
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Fresh pot of coffee in an architects office, dublin, ireland.
That's a lovely brew of juanica.

If you send me another fresh Juanica, i'll beat the shit out of you !
by Eugene March 13, 2003
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