NAME, The name of a brutal king. He loves his queen, give her the best dick, and always protects his castle. Usually small in stature but can rip your dick off and feed it to swine. Can fuck you in love to him and will grab your dreams from the stars and hand them to you. Is amazing at any and everything he does and will learn your job in 1 hour do it better and make you feel incompetent. If you piss him off he will fuck your wife or girlfriend with his queen, tape it and send it to you mom and friends.
FRIEND-DUDE WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

GUY- (IN TEARS) MY WIFE LEFT ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, ALL THEY SAID WAS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PISSED JOZY PHILYAW OFF

FRIEND- SO YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO?
by The big dick jones June 22, 2022
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