A person who is sexually attracted to 5 year old boys. Normally hiding in a corner of the co-op trying to see if he can give your balls a little tickle
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.