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michael jorbum 

Michael jorbum is an overrated lob merchant that never won anything without pippen or Rodman and played in the worst defensive era of the nba. He is also known as being the son of lebron James and kareem abdul jabar. If you say anything bad about him he will"take it personally" and rejoin the league for 2 seasons, averaging 18 points and nothing else. His personal dick suckers, known as jordansexuals, like to say that no one will ever be better than him, even though in a few years he won't even be top 10 in scoring. They also say 2 good ish years is better than 18 years of dominance that the two of many players better than him performed
Michael jorbum is not top 3 all time
michael jorbum by PessiPendu August 20, 2023
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

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