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jonmarie 

An amazing best friend. She is loyal, understanding, and creative. Jonmaries have great personality’s with their good energy. They keep a lot to themselves and don’t like germs. With there contagious laughter and smile everyone wants to be around them all the time. She has lots of friends and a bit of an attitude but not necessarily a bad one. She is very confident and pretty and is brilliant and although she may not be book smart she’s street smart and most likely good a social studies. Everyone wants to sit at her table.
person A: who’s that girl with that laugh

person B: that’s jonmarie
jonmarie by b___de..... May 23, 2018
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A high level breed that it is multitalented and quite beautiful. When encountering such creature, you will be blessed by an angelic voice created by the gods if they were to sing you a song. Jonnavies are fun to be around, intelligent, and sophisticated.
I was walking into my classroom and saw a Jonnavie!
Jonnavie by Mythologic November 21, 2021
jonnaye is a girl who thinks she’s better then everyone when she really is. she is an intelligent and independent women who takes no shit from no one. Her standards are high so whoever she picks your in for a ride. She tends to be mysterious and quiet most of the time but when she’s comfortable you’ll see a whole different person
jonnaye is better then everyone and it’s true
jonnaye by xoloverabel June 3, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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