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Johnfields

The epitomy of backwards ass Colorado yokel. Usually found sipping lithium sun-tea and chasing elk and bear around Pikes Peak on his mountain bike. Once said to be extinct JohnFields Jr.'s now run rampant around the once peaceful colorado praire.
Just then the storm hit and lightning came down and johnfields everthing to hell.
Johnfields by shiggins January 14, 2008
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Jenfield 

Term which refers to the town of Enfield, CT, named after its most notable resident.
Chelsey and Andrea live in Jenfield, CT.
Jenfield by Chelseydeezle April 15, 2009
Proper noun; the border region between Plainfield and Joliet, Illinois; characterized by an intermingling of both identity and services from both municipalities.
Etymology: portmanteau of Joliet and Plainfield
My address, library, schools, and parks are Plainfield, but everything else is Joliet and I live within Joliet city limits, so I guess I live in Jofield.
Jofield by MineBloxKy August 14, 2025

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026