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jonening

To act or say something that portrays you as a stupid person, act like you have no brain, or like your head is in your ass.
Person 1: Dude stop jonening, it's getting annoying.
Person 2: Sorry bro I just can't help it
by Bruhhhhhh76354 September 17, 2016
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Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
by foolishwun June 25, 2009
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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009
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Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.
by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.
After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin
by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.
Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.
by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013
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