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A skinny man with an overly massive penis and multiple girlfriends
Jonelbi can please any thottie
jonelbi by DominicanFlow23 May 13, 2018
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A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.
Person 1 : "Man, i can't choose between A and B."
Person 2 : "Oh! you should go to Jonelis with that"
jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018
Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.
Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
Jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018

jonelling 

The enjoyment of being tea-bagged by an elderly, old fart. jonel jonelle jonell nel jonelling
It's so jonelling when grandpa sits on my face.
jonelling by Doctor Tap-that-ass January 10, 2008

Jonelsito 

He’s usually a really nice caring bud he is the best pal you could ever have usually has a huge Juan(one) downstairs in his pants he’s a beast at skating and owns a flying skateboard, the avengers tower, his uncle is Tony stark and he’s always Downey to hang out like Robert Downey janior he is known for saving people’s family from house fires with his super speed and super strength that Tony stark injected him with. He also beat the hulk in a hard off contest. He is also known for hooking up with all the females in the super hero movies such as black widow black cat Wonder Woman and more he’s awesome!
Jonelsito is the best! I wanna be like him when I grow up!