A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.

Person 1 : "Man, i can't choose between A and B."
Person 2 : "Oh! you should go to Jonelis with that"

jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018

Jonelis

Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.

Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"

Jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018

jonelling

The enjoyment of being tea-bagged by an elderly, old fart. jonel jonelle jonell nel jonelling

It's so jonelling when grandpa sits on my face.

jonelling by Doctor Tap-that-ass January 10, 2008

Jonelsito

He’s usually a really nice caring bud he is the best pal you could ever have usually has a huge Juan(one) downstairs in his pants he’s a beast at skating and owns a flying skateboard, the avengers tower, his uncle is Tony stark and he’s always Downey to hang out like Robert Downey janior he is known for saving people’s family from house fires with his super speed and super strength that Tony stark injected him with. He also beat the hulk in a hard off contest. He is also known for hooking up with all the females in the super hero movies such as black widow black cat Wonder Woman and more he’s awesome!

Jonelsito is the best! I wanna be like him when I grow up!

Jonelsito by Jahnsterthemanster July 1, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026