jonais

Jonais is a very unique name, you wont find anyone else with it. Jonais is usually a kind, caring and sweet boy, but don't let his charming looks distract you. Jonais has a great sense of humour and can always make you smile even when you try your hardest not to. Jonais is rough and competitive but who doesn't like that in a guy? You will never meet anyone like him, he is rare just like his name.

Wow! I just stabbed myself looking so hard at Jonais.

jonais by Ugly :p May 21, 2018

Jonas Brothers 

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

Jonas Brothers by Super Tips July 28, 2023

janaisha 

She is a gorgeous, outgoing,and open minded person. With her when she's determined there's no turning her away from her goal.she is normally tall and stunning and is very goofy and loving. She is obsessed with the arts in general
PS: qualified wifey material😉

My dude you got you a Janaisha!!!😍

janaisha by Jay8020 September 13, 2017

Jonisha

Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.

So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.

Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Jonasism 

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!

Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019

My Name is Jonas 

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.

weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.

My Name is Jonas by edwild22 March 1, 2009