Jon's Mom

An extraordinarily attractive woman found in K-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. No photos of Victoria Mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. This legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. There is no possible way to resist Jon's mom.

"I'd tap jon's mom, shes a foxxx"
"yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt"

Jon's Mom by cookah December 24, 2008

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jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

jon’s mom by JTOX4D March 3, 2021

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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