Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.
"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"
"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"
"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"
by BluntLord420 July 28, 2016
by DrButtplug March 13, 2011
A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 November 26, 2005
When Ann from Bellevue climbs a mountain, drinks two beers in four hours, then gets very giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies.
by Snoho Boom Baby May 28, 2017
When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.
A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."
by maddies anglers September 30, 2012
A braindead, bad puzzle resolver youtuber that has a bad sense of direction and has a questionnable mental state.
First example: where you lost yesterday ?
Yeah I pulled out a Jolly Wangcore in the woods.
Second example: (when a actor dies in a horror movie)
What a Jolly Wangcore.
Yeah I pulled out a Jolly Wangcore in the woods.
Second example: (when a actor dies in a horror movie)
What a Jolly Wangcore.
by afrenchmanthatkantwriteenglish June 10, 2019
A jolly rauncher is when you put a jolly rancher in someone's twat with the end sticking out. When you go down on them it's there for you to suck as you lick the female. The taste of the rancher spreads as you use your tongue and it tastes incredibly good. Watermelon is the best flavor; sour apple is not recommended.
I got a great Jolly Rauncher last night. Freddie came over and put a watermelon candy in my pussy and licked me all night...it was incredible.
by "No Good There" Craighton September 17, 2007