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Jolly Rauncher 

A jolly rauncher is when you put a jolly rancher in someone's twat with the end sticking out. When you go down on them it's there for you to suck as you lick the female. The taste of the rancher spreads as you use your tongue and it tastes incredibly good. Watermelon is the best flavor; sour apple is not recommended.
I got a great Jolly Rauncher last night. Freddie came over and put a watermelon candy in my pussy and licked me all night...it was incredible.
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jolly rancher 

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
jolly rancher by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005

jolly rancher 

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ
"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"
jolly rancher by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005

Green Apple Jolly Rancher 

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

Mother Of Jolly Ranchers 

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”

jolly ranchers 

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.
mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

Jolly Ranchers 

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.
"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."
Jolly Ranchers by Jolly_ranchers99 January 20, 2016
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